A Little Of Everything

lord-blongus:

scp2008:

amuzed1:

saito-91:

thenamesdiondra:

cynosurecosplay:

batter-sempai:

sueanoi:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bankuei:

meqabitch:

theryanproject:

futureblackpolitician:

cloacacarnage:

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

Originally posted by wavingtoyesterday

Baseball players are to be feared

Originally posted by unbelievable-facts

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

(via teenscoolest)

beeshirt:

cookingstims:

By Foodydiy on Instagram

i want to make these just so i can set them around my house, invite people over, and grab a fuckin plant off the mantelpiece apropos of nothing and dig in, reveling in my friends’ looks of abject horror

(via oknope)

independentassbitch:

Exercise/Diet/Losing weight:

• I know you’ve heard it before but drink lots of water. Try to get at least 4 glasses of water a day if you can’t get 8.
  
• Make detox water! Add about a teaspoon or two of lemon (just squeeze it out) into a glass of water, mix, and drink! Or you can add any fruit.
  
• Eat slower, try to chew your food 20 times before swallowing it.
  
• Use a smaller plate.
  
• This is the best 4 minute workout for smaller waist, you will see results the next day, and it’s not hard, you won’t #FeelTheBern until you’re almost finished, and when you do, it’ll be in your calves.
  
• Clenching your butt for 10 seconds then letting go can almost be as effective as squats. Almost.
  
• Taking short 15 minute walks can do more than you think.

Whiter teeth:

• brush for two full minutes, at least twice a day.
  
• Put a little bit of baking soda on your toothbrush and brush for 2 minutes, unless you have sensitive teeth. Do not do it.
  
• Please for the love of god do not use lemons. The acids in it break down the enamel on your teeth.

Useful/Helpful/Entertaining websites

• Get Notify tracks whether the emails sent by you were opened and read by the receiver. It also provides the recipient’s IP Address, location, browser details, and more.
  
• Scr.im converts your email address into a short custom URLs, that can be shared on public websites. This prevents your email id from getting picked up by spam robots, and email stealers who are on a constant lookout from your email id.
  
• Privnote share notes and information that self destructs immediately after it is read, all you have to do is write your note, send the link to the person you want to read it, and once they have read it, the note will be long gone.
  
• zerodollarmovies.com lets you find full-length movies on YouTube.
  
• Unfurlr.come letsfind the original URL that’s hiding behind a short URL; this could help track viruses/unwanted ads/etc, before you click the link.
  
• copypastecharacter.com lets opy special characters (like emojis) that aren’t on your keyboard. (To use, left click on the emoji, then right click where you want to post it).
  
• Use coralcdn.org if a site is down due to heavy traffic.
  
• random.org lets pick random numbers, flip coins, and lots more.
  
• myfonts.com/WhatTheFont lets you know the font name from an image.
  
• polishmywriting.com lets you check your writing for spelling or grammatical errors.
  
• typewith.me lets you work on the same document with multiple people online.
  
• fliptext lets you type anything and flips it so its upside down. To use, just copy/paste.

Make-up/body:

• For longer eyelashes, put a little bit of castor oil or petroleum jelly/vaseline on your eyelashes when youre going to bed at night.
  
• Use hair conditioner to shave instead of shaving cream, it makes your legs smoother and it’s a lot cheaper.
  
• Also, buy men’s razors, they’re cheaper and give a deeper  shave.
• Here is a great link to how to make sugar wax, all you need is lemon, sugar, and a bit of water. Also includes tips and warnings. 
  

Tumblr:

• No matter how many notes those survey posts have, they don’t work. You will not get paid “two times a week, $50 each time”. I’ve tried it and I can confirm that it’s bullshit.
  
• Make your own posts. Reblogging things won’t get you any followers. Neither do those “follow for follow” posts.
  
• You can view people’s blog without a theme by adding /mobile to the url. If someone has an ip tracker and you don’t want to show up on their ip tracker view their blog under /mobile 
  
• You can’t find the identity of an anon by blocking the anon and looking at your ignore list, blocking anons doesn’t add anybody to your ignore list.- blocking the anon will ONLY prevent them from sending any more anons, they are not blocked off anon.
  
• Please for the love of god get xkit, Missing e, and tumblr hate if you can, they will make your tumblr experience so much more enjoyable and easier.
  
• You can view your tagged posts in chronological order. To do that, add /chrono to the end of a tag URL like this: http://[username].tumblr.com/tagged/[tag name]/chrono
  
• You can find out what posts are posted on a specific date. You can do this by typing http://[username].tumblr.com/day/[year]/[month]/[day]
  
• When you enter your Tumblr username (or any Tumblr username) on trntbl, you can hear all the music you’ve blogged/reblogged.
  
• Postlimit.com can show you how many things you’ve posted today, how many more you can before you hit post limit, your blog age, your last post, and a few other things, all you need to do is write in your url, you can also check other people’s stats too (no password needed).  
  
• You can connect your email to Unroll.me and it’ll give you a list of emails you are subscribed to and you can unsubscribe from them with a push of a button, it won’t link you to a new page or anything.
• if you are looking for a particular post in your blog and only remember a certain word or phrase, you can always do this: yoururl.tumblr.com/search/keyword

Other:

• Use a disposable razor to clean lint off jeans.
  
• If you get a call from a telemarketer, don’t say anything, just press “9” on your phone, it’ll add your number to the don’t-call list.
  
• On some vending machines, if you press the buttons in the order 4, 2, 3, 1, you can get free drinks!
  
• Although I don’t encourage you to, if you press the numbers 432112311 in a vending machine and immediately push and hold the coin return button, change will fall into the tray.
  
• If you participate in online dating, drag their profile images into google to see if that picture is used anywhere else.
  
• Hola unblocker is an extention on Chrome that removes region locks and allows you to watch BBC iPlayer, Netflix, Hula, Pandora, and more regardless of where you live. It doesn’t require any set up and works right out of the box.
  
• If you ever accidentally close a tab while you were still working on something, don’t worry, ctrl+sh+t (control, shift, the letter t) will bring it back.
  
• Putting a flat pillow outside in the sun for 30 min fluffs it back up.
  
• If it’ll take you two minutes to finish, do it.
  
• Using your phone while its charging damages the battery. Same goes for laptops/tablets/etc. Don’t do it.  
  
• Places to watch movies/t.v. shows for free: putlocker, megashare9, watch32, let me watch this, couchtuner (tv shows only), cokeandpopcorn (tv shows only) .
  
• The best acne fighting foods are watermelons, oranges, carrots, spinach, figs, whole grains, green tea, water, and almonds.
  
• If you order papa john pizza online, use the code 25OFF for 25% off, valid only until the end of 2016.
  
• Squeeze the juice out of a lemon and mix it with baking soda until you have a creamy thick paste. Apply it to your skin and leave it on for 15-20 minutes and rinse it off with cold water. Afterwards, your pores will be clean and your skin will be very soft.
  
• If you’re moving into a new place, change the locks.
  
• Cartoons for free
• When heating leftovers, space out a circle in the middle of the plate. This will heat everything up evenly.

If you have any tips, no matter how worthless you think they might be, please reblog this and add onto it, I’ll reblog it from you so more people can see it. 

(via laughcentre)

factsinallcaps:

doomy:

factsinallcaps:

thankyouforyourcooperation:

factsinallcaps:

CATS HAVE LIMITED OBJECT PERMANENCE AND DON’T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND THAT TWO DIFFERENT DOORS CAN LEAD TO THE SAME ROOM

#SO IS THIS WHY MY CATS ASK TO BE LET IN BECAUSE IT’S RAINING #AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GO TO THE OTHER DOOR AND ASK TO BE LET OUT AGAIN? 

YUP, THAT’S WHY. CATS ARE BIG DUMMIES AND OFTEN SEE NO REASON WHY TWO DIFFERENT DOORS SHOULD LEAD TO THE SAME PLACE, SO THEY FIGURE THEY’LL CHECK IF IT’S ALSO RAINING IN THE OTHER OUTSIDE BEHIND THE OTHER DOOR. 

WHEN THE PROPRIETOR OF THIS BLOG WAS A CHILD, THE KITCHEN LED INTO THE DINING ROOM, WHICH LED INTO THE LIVING ROOM, WHICH LEAD INTO THE FRONT HALLWAY, WHICH LED BACK INTO THE KITCHEN, SO WHEN THE CATS WERE HUNGRY, THEY WOULD CHECK THEIR BOWLS, SEE THAT THEY WERE EMPTY, AND WALK ALL THE WAY AROUND THE HOUSE TO SEE IF THE OTHER BOWLS IN THE OTHER KITCHEN WERE ALSO EMPTY.

why is everyone screaming

FOR AN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION, I ADVISE YOU TO LOOK AT THE TITLE OF THIS BLOG. 

(via laughcentre)

eatingisfab:

The debate in my head everytime i wake up
“get up and exercise’
“nah, go back to sleep”

(via unescapable)

lvxbt:

asteria-of-mars:

airyairyquitecontrary:

IT QUACKS

if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck…
it’s probably a lion cub

omfg

(Source: instagram.com, via laughcentre)

sappho-s:

historicaltimes:

An 18 year old French Résistance fighter during the Liberation of Paris, August 19, 1944.

via reddit

This is Simone Segouin, an incredible resistance fighter. Her first mission was to steal a Nazi’s bike, and thereafter went on with her team to derail a train, blow up bridges, arrest 25 Nazis in a single day, and, well, liberate France. She’s still alive at the age of 90.

(via laughcentre)

freedomjusticewarrior:

yahooentertainment:

lmao😂/smh🙄

Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness.

“If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?”

“Are the other skittles human lives?”

“What?”

“Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?”

“Well sure. But the point-”

“I would eat the skittles.”

“Ok-well the point is-”

“I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles.

Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN…

… and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”

(via hotboyproblems)

(Source: rose-burn, via aliive-but-not-liiviing)

(via ernierobel-deactivated20210628)